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Let me tell you how I evaluate startups – and why it’s shockingly similar to grading rare coins. As a VC who’s reviewed hundreds of technical stacks, a team’s engineering ‘wear patterns’ tell me more about their future than any pitch deck. Think of it like examining an 1873 Seated Liberty dime: that first scratch tells a story about how the coin was handled. Your codebase tells me exactly how you’ll handle scale.
The Coin Grading Metaphor
Serious coin collectors check three things:
- Surface Wear (Your technical debt)
- Structural Integrity (Can your architecture hold up?)
- Eye Appeal (Would developers enjoy working here?)
That debate over XF vs AU grading? We have the same arguments during investment committee meetings. When I see a ‘scratch’ like neglected error handling in core functions, I know exactly what valuation haircut to apply.
Technical Due Diligence: Our Magnifying Glass
During deep dives, I focus on three make-or-break patterns:
1. Codebase Surface Wear (Technical Debt)
Look at this all-too-common example:
// Series A dealbreaker hiding in plain sight
function processPayment() {
// FIXME: Add validation (created 14 months ago)
return oldSystem.execute(order);
}
Seed investors might overlook this. By Series A? That TODO comment just cost you $2M in valuation. Our data shows teams who fix these early raise 27% more capital.
2. Structural Integrity (Architecture)
We’re checking for foundation cracks:
- Can services scale independently?
- How gracefully does the system fail?
- What’s the recovery time when things break?
That coin collector’s “heavy wear on the reverse” becomes our “these API timeouts will blow up at $15M ARR” in deal memos.
3. Eye Appeal (Developer Experience)
Great DX is your secret weapon:
- Can new engineers ship code on day one?
- Does your CI/CD pipeline actually work?
- Are security audits part of your rhythm?
Startups with messy onboarding routinely lose deals to sharper teams. I’ve passed on good companies because their GitHub felt like a haunted mansion.
How Technical Quality Changes Your Valuation
Seed Stage: The AU/XF Boundary
Early investors forgive some wear if you show:
- A real plan to address technical debt
- Proof your architecture won’t crumble next year
- Metrics showing weekly deployments (not quarterly)
Last month I saw two similar startups – the one with automated testing closed their round 3 weeks faster at 22% higher valuation.
Series A: The Make-or-Break Grade
By this stage, technical quality directly determines your multiple:
| Tech Grade | Revenue Multiple | Real-World Examples |
|---|---|---|
| MS65 (Flawless) | 25-30x | Companies like Vercel |
| XF45 (Solid) | 18-22x | Managed technical debt |
| VF35 (Risky) | 12-15x | Visible scaling issues |
That architectural shortcut you took last year? It just became a 28% valuation discount. We can literally quantify technical debt now.
What Actually Moves the Needle
From hundreds of technical reviews, here’s what gets you funded:
1. The Deployment Stress Test
We literally race engineers:
git clone && ./deploy-production.sh
Teams under 18 minutes consistently raise more money. Why? It shows operational maturity that reduces our risk.
2. The Dependency Audit
This command kills more deals than you’d think:
npm audit --production | grep 'critical'
Zero criticals? You’re AU55 material. Three or more? We start talking valuation haircuts.
3. The Scaling Simulation
Our secret weapon tests:
- Does your system cost 10x more at 10x volume?
- Can you handle sudden traffic spikes?
- How fast do you recover from outages?
Teams that maintain performance under pressure get term sheets first. It’s the technical equivalent of a coin’s original mint luster.
The Technical Excellence Premium
Our data doesn’t lie:
- Seed: Teams with clean audits raise 27% more
- Series A: <60s deploys = 3.2x higher multiples
- Exit: Strong tech teams get acquired 18 months faster
That messy codebase isn’t just technical debt – it’s literal dollars left on the table. The difference between XF40 and AU55 could be your founder’s second yacht.
Grading Your Startup’s Technical Health
Just like rare coin collectors, we have strict standards:
- UNC Startups: Premium valuations for scalable architecture
- XF Teams: Solid but need focused improvements
- VF Companies: Facing expensive rewrites later
The smartest founders treat their codebase like a rare 1873-CC dime – minimizing wear through testing, documentation, and constant care. Because when it’s grading day, technical quality separates the collectibles from the pocket change.
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