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Picture this: Two companies shake hands on an acquisition, only to watch the deal implode months later. Why? Buried technical debt surfaced like a shipwreck. In my 15 years performing tech due diligence, I’ve witnessed more transactions sink from unexamined code quality than accounting issues. The warning signs hide in plain sight – if you know where to look.
The Hidden Costs of Technical Debt in M&A
Think of technical debt like corrosion on a vintage car. It might look drivable now, but that rust will eventually eat through the frame. Here’s what we commonly find beneath the hood:
The Polished Turd Phenomenon
Last quarter, we audited a SaaS company with beautiful UI dashboards… and backend code that made us shudder. Their “showroom-ready” system hid:
- Tests that passed by checking if 1=1 (seriously)
- A decade-old monolith held together by duct-tape dependencies
- Database queries that should be illegal:
SELECT *
FROM users
WHERE 1=1
AND DATE(created_at) = CURDATE()
ORDER BY RAND()
LIMIT 1000;
The Ticking Time Bomb
Technical debt compounds like credit card interest. One retailer’s platform handled 500 orders/minute… until Black Friday. Their $2M infrastructure scramble traced back to this innocent-looking test command:
locust -f stress_test.py --users 1000 --spawn-rate 100
Our 4-Point Tech Due Diligence Framework
We evaluate targets like house inspectors checking a foundation:
1. Code Autopsy
Our tools dissect code health better than MRIs. A recent Node.js audit revealed:
- Methods so complex they needed flowcharts (avg. 15+ cyclomatic complexity)
- Copy-pasted code chunks (32% duplication)
- Functions longer than this paragraph (48 lines average)
2. Infrastructure Stress Test
We look for systems built like skyscrapers, not house of cards. One Kubernetes setup appeared robust until we saw:
resources:
limits:
cpu: "4"
memory: "8Gi"
requests:
cpu: "250m"
memory: "512Mi"
Translation: Their pods would tap out during traffic surges like marathon runners in flip-flops.
3. Security X-Ray
Hackers love finding these gems:
- Cloud keys older than your teenager’s TikTok account
- Known vulnerabilities left unpatched for months
- APIs without security gates
4. Team Health Check
Strong teams leave fingerprints:
- Low turnover in critical roles
- Automated deployment pipelines
- Documentation updated this century
Deal-Killers We Frequently Uncover
These issues slash valuations faster than a leaked data breach:
The “Temporary” Fix That Became Permanent
A payment processor’s deal died when we discovered this relic:
// TODO: Fix this hack by Q2 2017
System.runFinalizersOnExit(true);
The Scaling Wall
An IoT company hit their ceiling at 50k devices thanks to this Redis misstep:
KEYS *:sensors:*
That command crawled slower than my grandma’s dial-up internet.
What Winning Companies Do Right
The Codebase That Sparkles
A healthtech startup wowed us with:
- Tests that actually tested things (82% coverage)
- Automatic vulnerability scans every morning
- Clean bill of health from code analysis tools
The Scaling Superstar
One adtech platform’s auto-scaling config made us nod approvingly:
autoscaling:
minReplicas: 10
maxReplicas: 1000
targetCPUUtilizationPercentage: 60
Your M&A Tech Checklist
If you’re buying:
- Request comprehensive code quality reports
- Verify scalability claims with real load tests
- Review production outage history
If you’re selling:
- Clean up major code issues before talks begin
- Document why key architecture decisions were made
- Prep real-time system monitoring dashboards
Why This Due Diligence Matters
In our last dozen deals:
- 3 collapsed when we found toxic codebases
- 5 valuations dropped by 25-60% post-audit
- 4 well-maintained systems commanded premium prices
Your code quality directly impacts your company’s price tag. Because in M&A, buyers aren’t just purchasing your revenue – they’re inheriting your technical debt. And nobody pays top dollar for someone else’s baggage.
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